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kristen gee


i'm kristen. i design tombstones and work in a cemetery in a small town in texas. life is rad.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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sirmitchell:

Just want to mention that I plan on doing a whole series of these dudes, with hopefully some more surprises in store than just prints. On the off chance that both of these prints (and future breakable dudes) sell out, I will be reprinting a variant of them facing the opposite direction (with a slight change) so that any matchup is possible. I REALLY like making these dudes, and I hope people enjoy them enough to put them in their homes, so that others may imagine the ensuing battle. 

Both of these dudes will be #SDCC exclusives, available at my table at the Nucleus booth (#2743).

xoxo,

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

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yeah man he fucked nancy botwin remember?

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

corporalbutts:

wendys-scrapbook:

I love seeing medical articles with photographs depicting period cramps like this

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when it actually feels more like

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also i wouldnt be wearing those light colored pajama pants if i were her

One small sneeze and she’ll be re-inacting the prom queen scene from Carrie.

dorkishly:

I did it, I have found the perfect name for my first child

dorkishly:

I did it, I have found the perfect name for my first child

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

What advice would you give to other actors on working with bears? Make sure there’s country and western music playing. And don’t cuddle it. Our bear was called Bart and he was a real diva. When he stepped out of his trailer, you had to give him a round of applause. None of the rest of the cast is so demanding. - Gwendoline Christie

Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park

Jeff Goldblum's laugh from Jurassic Park