i'm kristen. i design tombstones for a living. then i come home and eat pizza and drink beer. i am almost 30.
so we (my boyfriend and i) have been working very hard over the past month or so to overhaul our snacks and food to healthier choices, mostly due to doctor recommendations. apparently, you can’t subsist on red bull and sour patch kids and beer for very long once you pass 27 years old. hm.
it’s making me super cray, so today i went out and blew the last of my money on candy (gummy cola bottles) and beer and then sweet-talked my way into a red bull. my body feels like it’s vibrating. it’s so amazing.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.